Catculator.

Catculator.

Thug life. 

Thug life. 

Carl Waterbaum: lover of walks, lover of cats, lover of uggs, destined to die alone.

Carl Waterbaum: lover of walks, lover of cats, lover of uggs, destined to die alone.

Crouching tiger, not so hidden pussy.

Crouching tiger, not so hidden pussy.

Two words: kitten mittens.

Two words: kitten mittens.

My future ex-husband.

My future ex-husband.

Twitter:
”#asklochte How do you feel about cats on the internet? Thinking of putting together a start up. Really think they’re going places.



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He’s yet to respond. But I’m guessing it’s only a matter of time. That, or he’s a dog person.

Twitter:

How do you feel about cats on the internet? Thinking of putting together a start up. Really think they’re going places.

He’s yet to respond. But I’m guessing it’s only a matter of time. That, or he’s a dog person.

That time Michael J. Fox killed Simba, and then got all smug about it.

That time Michael J. Fox killed Simba, and then got all smug about it.

Merry Christmas, mother fuckers.

Merry Christmas, mother fuckers.

There’s an innuendo here somewhere…

There’s an innuendo here somewhere…